Thanks to Hollaback Girl's resourcefulness, I can now prove my penchant for crotch gazing is not an isolated and depraved characteristic. There's a bona fide English word for it. Which means it exists. Which is sort of a relief.
Krukolibidinous (KROO-koh-li-BID-i-nus) - Crotch-watching; having one's gaze fixated on the crotch.
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- Summit, NJ, NJ, United States
- Well, I'm Damn Fascinating.
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Okay, if you must know, there was this one guy at work who wasn't even that much to look at otherwise - kind of pasty and nerdy, actually. But, I couldn't help but check out his crotch. We used to call him "The Bulge."
Lord. Have. Mercy.
Whenever I catch guys checking out my crotch, I assume my fly is open. I mean, what's to see?
So what's to see, CW?
I don't know why men check out a woman's crotch, Caryl. There ain't much to see there (we could talk about the whole unfortunate camel toe phenomenon, but that's another story). But with men, it's a whole different ball of wax.
I should let this subject drop. I am starting to seem depraved (even more than usual).
Nah, I don't think you're depraved. This is an interesting study of human behavior. See, I smartened it up!
I thought you'd like to know that I found myself looking at men's crotches in church today. I wanted to know what there is to see. You, know-research. My Pastor didn't appreciate it.
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