-Who are the Oscar nominees?
-How many contestants are left standing on "The Bachelor?"
-What the hell did Madonna do to her face now? I know copious amounts of Juvederm are involved.
-Did Ricardo Montalban pass away?
-Are my jeweled sandals still in fashion for Spring '09?
-Were the SAG awards on TV last night?
-Is there another season of Bravo's "The Real Housewives of New York City" scheduled? I gave up on those beyotches from Orange County (although I loved the drama of the Atlanta group. Uber-Cat Fight!!)
-It's restaurant week in New York. Why am I eating soy burger patties for dinner? I need to go to Daniel for Kobe beef now!
- Do I need to get rid of the jar of expensive organic peanut butter from Whole Foods?
-Hey, there's a 30% off sale at the Barney's Co-op!
-Who's the new Jenny Craig spokesperson?
-Do we New Yorkers have a new senator yet? I just heard that Caroline Kennedy withdrew her nomination.
-Is Lindsay Lohan still with Samantha Ronson?
-Did I hear that Britney's appalling dancing is sabotaging her "Circus" tour?
-Is Alaska still a state?
-Aw fuck. I suspect my IRA is in the toilet.
-I hear monster truck shows are good entertainment.
-When will Prince Harry propose to Kate? Or has he?
-Is cheese now causing cancer? If so, I'm such a dead man.
It's so critical to keep up. I clearly have some homework to do.
6 comments:
I think Harry broke up with the long time gf. Maybe he's decided to switch teams?
Don't throw out the PB - it's just processed stuff.
Hrm, I don't remember anything else you asked about, but OMG, there's only 8 months until Talk like a Pirate Day! Get shopping for pirate patches and parrots and other pirate p words (like ping pongs? I dunno)
Kate is Wills girl. Harry's girl, Chelsey broke it off via facebook status. HELLO!
er.. i can't help you. I'm way more culture deprived than you are.
I heard a black dude was runnning for President but that's probably a hoax.
As for the cheese causing cancer. I sure hope not! I'm on a freakin cheese diet right now... don't ask. :] But it's actually working! Strange, huh?
So many questions so little time to answer. As if you
really wanted answers.
However it is better to be safe than sorry. Don't eat any peanut butter at all.
Cheese diet? Now that would stop me up good! Constipation and cheese don't mix. Bwa aha ha haa!
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