I love the site Things My Boyfriend Says. It's genius.
Every single post is delightful but this excerpt (titled "Meat") made me laugh like there was no tomorrow.
After I ate a Slim Jim:
"You smell like pig corn hole."
Please check it out.
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My husband and I have a running joke about a list I'm keeping of the things he says to me. There is no actual list, but it goes something like:
(On our way to a company dinner)
me: I look ugly tonight
Greg: doesn't matter
Yeah, that's it, but I've got a million of em! I call him a smooth talker.
Caryl! Your husband must be related to mine! He says some of the most outrageous things sometimes. He's under the impression he can flash the dimples and get away with it (sometimes he does). I think our ability to joke about it is the only thing that staves off arguements about it.
That blog is hilarious, CW. I made my kid read some of the comments. The things he says about and to his girlfriend could fill a blog too. She wanted to get a job at Hooters to make extra money for school. He tells her that she may as well go dance on a pole! I couldn't believe that remark came out of my kid. She took the job anyway. Good for her.
Brilliant!
Mary--Dr. Doolittle may have more than a few witty retorts but you also wield a pretty spirited verbal jab, my friend.
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