Friday, February 01, 2008

I Can Relate

Urban Word of the Day: ACB

Definition: Mnemonic device for "Air Conditioner Booty": a woman whose buttocks, when viewed from the side, resemble a wall-unit air conditioner protruding from a house.

Example: "Holly's ACB was knocking peoples' drinks off the table last night".

7 comments:

caryl said...

Forgive me for asking a stupid question in front of your smarty-pants friends, but are you making these definitions up?

And you DON'T have an ACB.

caryl said...

Oh, hey, I thought of you the other day. Your neighbor, S. Epatha Merkerson was on The View.

This is from The View's website. Memorize it in case you find yourself in the elevator with her:

"We were thrilled to welcome our first guest, the amazingly talented S. Epatha Merkerson. She has won an Emmy, a Golden Globe, as well as a SAG Award and is now celebrating her 15th season as Lieutenant Anita Van Buren on the hit series Law & Order. However, she has recently taken on a very different role as the insecure and virtually helpless character of Lola who watches her chiropractor husband struggle to stay sober in the brilliant play Come Back, Little Sheba, now playing on Broadway at the Biltmore Theatre. Check local listings to watch Law & Order on Wednesday nights."

I got your back.

Jane said...

Darlin', I'm a big fan of your booty and it is not ACB. It is at best BFB -- box fan butt.

Unknown said...

Sounds better than ICMT - ice cream maker tummy.

caryl said...

Jennifer! haha!

Karen said...

My BFA is not as 'squared' as an ACB, however it would probably accommodate a BFW.

Anonymous said...

You're too much! :-)
I fell on the floor laughing! hahahahaha
Priceless!