The late great Dorothy Parker said it best in her poem "Resume":
Razors pain you;
Rivers are damp;
Acids stain you;
And drugs cause cramp.
Guns aren't lawful;
Nooses give;
Gas smells awful;
You might as well live.
--Dorothy Parker
But this is also the woman who said "Candy is dandy but liquor is quicker." I'm open to all options.
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I can't help but notice that Dorothy Parker doesn't tell you all the bad things living does!
Mmmmm....candy....
Just taking a wild stab here, but are you still having a tough time at work?
Candy and liquor are fine but nothing soothes the pain like reading my friends' blogs and comments. Thanks, y'all!
1lb thick cut bacon &
1 bottle fine wine&
1 bar dark chocolate or
1 pint premium ice cream...
If that doesn't improve life I don't know what will.
You are so right, Jules. I know you know.
You had me bacon, Sarah!!
Life is challenging, Caryl, yes. Yet a night on the online chat with you gals cures a multitude of evils. When is the next gabfest? Sunday? I am so there.
One of my favorites! Courage, dear!
I WANNA CHAT!!! Seriously, I miss the gabfests. Where do y'all gather? Is it somewhere I'm banned from?
Probably.
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