Thursday, August 02, 2007

Dude!


You all know how much I appreciate men but I'm having a less than ideal week with them right now. Combined with a curious writer's block (also spanning the week), I'd rather take this opportunity tonight to visually remind men that women are not the only people who have worn stupid things.

Just saying.

I pledge to you some poetry tomorrow. Unless, of course a man continues to get under my skin. Enjoy and poke fun.


This was a good look. In Monrovia.


A little crack and you're halfway to performance art.


Every man secretly likes the military look. Especially with the muff headgear.


Every part of this outfit was guaranteed to cause chaffing. Pastels--so wrong!


Using humor to mask inadequacies.


The half sleeve Members Only jacket. A classic that should stay buried.


The "Smokey and the Bandit" trend was huge. The hand grip should confirm that.


Uh..and here too. Hello, male porn action figures!


Macho Supreme!!


Laurence of Peoria!


Tortured poets do not carry visible baggage. Lose the purse.


It's slacker Ken! Dude!!


You should have hammer toe by now, no?


Afro-sheen!!


Leisure suit is an oxymoron.


The obligitory beer t-shirt. Standard issue.


Ultimately, what it all comes down to.

6 comments:

morewines said...

I actually saw a guy wearing a mullet
yesterday.

How ya doing C&W?

nycsoulpatrol said...

C&W - you are hilarious. I needed this today. Thank you!

Chicken And Waffles said...

MoreWines! Nice to hear from you. I hope you are well, my dear.

Soul Reporter said...

um, chicken, can I ask? What is that in that last picture? I mean, what is it supposed to be?

Chicken And Waffles said...

I believe it is a uni-testicle. They are so progressive in the UK.

Soul Reporter said...

hahaha, thanks! That's what I thought, but I didn't want to be the one to say it.