Since I am doing some self inflicted penance today for some rather impulsive and foolish online behavior last night, I'm keeping it short today. I'll be back tomorrow in full swing providing I can trust myself on the keyboard.

Hollaback Girl sent me one of the greatest catalogs I've ever seen in my life. It's full of remarkable novelty gag items. My office at work is a warehouse of things like this, from bacon air fresheners to the boxing nun hand puppet. This catalog, Archie McPhee's, offers wonderful stuff like Evil Clown Nesting Dolls, The Obsessive Compulsive Action Figure and Cap'n Danger Stunt Monkey. The products are organized by category and include such whimsical items like Unicorns & Ninjas, Pirates, Jesus, Sushi, Monkeys and Evil. Most notably, there is a dedicated category for Bacon/Meat. How perfect is that?

Check it out. There may be a bacon wallet with your name on it:

http://www.mcphee.com/categories/meat.html