Search Fancy

A few tines a year I check out the search terms that bring newcomers to my blog. I confess I am drawn to those wacky search terms that Google decides to direct to my blog. Here are the top terms under this category:

1. Chicken & Waffles {all mutations}
2. Champagne {well, I DO love champagne}
3. Pee like a firehose {baffled}
4. Waffles are illegal in Nevada {but no where else}
5. Baby goats {but not adult ones}
6. Flaming cabbage {WTF?}
7. Chicks blowing harmonicas {hmmm}
8. Will blow for cheesecake {not unless it's Jumior's!}
9. Beta fish
10. Classy dominatrix {is there any other?}
11. Tomato hate
12. I want some mega waffles
13. My husband has smelly feet
14. I was raised on the dairy
15. Will shill for a bargain.
16. Afro Sheen!
17. Long Island.
18. Mini pigs.
19. Fang {The boy--he ranks}
20. Stew Leonards animal farm.

I like to think I am a diverse person. Leave it to Google to confirm just that.