What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Claus? [pause] Santa stops at three ho's.
The tree's been up for awhile. The wreath needs spritzing (on our apartment door, above). I am mailing my cards (all 100 of them) out on Monday. I've ordered two cases of champagne for my managers and colleagues; 20 pounds of Godiva for friends and colleagues. I've wrapped a Secret Santa gift and plan to make one pound of my grandmother's German style potato salad for our holiday party on Tuesday. So I have the work angle covered. I will have to attend to family gifts after the new year.Happy freaking holidays.
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