Wednesday, December 03, 2008

The Humiliation

There's nothing more humiliating than driving on the highway in the fast lane at 72 mph and being tailgated by a SmartCar. With a handicap tag hanging from its rear view mirror and an angry geriatric in the driver seat. And the fucker is flashing his lights at me to move over.

I should have slammed on the brakes.

6 comments:

Dreamer said...
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Anonymous said...

haha!! C&W, if you only knew how many times a day I give the finger to some messed up driver. I had the same thoughts of slamming on the brakes, until someone told me about this psyche out. When a car is up on your ass-end and you're already driving fast as hell, just turn your lights on and off. When they see the lights go on, they think you've hit the brakes. Watch them in the rearview mirror, you see their car back off as they apply their brakes and you're still going fast. LOL It works and no one gets hurt. Try it, you'll have some fun.

Kenzie Ryan said...

Haha, I would honestly laugh my butt off if I ever got that seen.

My friend's neighbor weighs practically a ton, and he drives a smart car. Can you imagine that? He fills the whole thing up.

Kenzie Ryan said...

And I meant " if I ever got to see that"

Chicken And Waffles said...

Love it! Kenz, the image of your neighbor entrenched in a SmartCar is branded in my head! SR, I love the suggestion! I will be using it.

mary said...

Give the guy a break--maybe his high fiber finally kicked in and it was an emergency!