Every now and again I check this blog's traffic. It's not that I am so interested in the page views or traffic volume--rather, what tickles me are the reasons strangers come to this site. God bless Google; their listing of search terms that lead online participants to this site is absolutely priceless. The top search terms are hardly a surprise. "Chicken & Waffles" (usually cited by city) is always numero uno. In second place are "monkey," closely followed by "hot dog." Bringing up the rear (if you'll pardon the expression) is "farting," "Who the hell is Billy Mays," "Larry Csonka," "Women need to pee," "Mexican food," "Puerta Rican food," "Swinging tits" and "Gangsta do-rag." Gee, what does that say about me?
While this is entertaining, what is MORE entertaining are a review of those search terms input into Google that somehow brought them to me. Here are a few:
-70s male porn
-Does Al Jarreau have tourette's syndrome?
-Penis wrapped in a hot dog bun
-Cellulite asses
-Dead Halloween bar wenches
-daily hot porno ass
-Men love to pee
-Wartime underwear
-Goofus Gallant porn
-Don't mess with a dog owner
-Pee like a firehose (3 mentions!)
-Smart ass quotes
-Porn painting
-Chicken tits (3 mentions!)
-Lamb porn
-Chicken testicles
And my two favorites:
-Pants waffles Thursday moon fart [WTF?]
-Psycho chicken, qu'est que c'est?
Is this a great country or what?
4 comments:
Oh my God! I have been following your blog for a while just waiting for the right time to comment! This literally had me laughing out loud like a crazy lady in my office chair. Friggin' hilarious! Thanks for the early morning crack up! ;)
How did you find that info, CW? I want to check mine!
And I originally found you by googling "psycho chicken, qu'est-ce que c'est." It's my favorite song.
;-)
So my "daily hot porno ass" addiction is finally out of the bag, eh?
:-\
Jules:
If you have a sitemeter, under "recent visitors" you should be able to review "by search words." It's makes for most entertaining results!
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