Saturday, October 18, 2008

Ten Women Who Annoy Me

I'm all for sisterhood and solidarity but you can't love everyone. Here are ten women who deeply annoy me for assorted reasons. They are:

Someone who carries firearms. Someone whose voice can summon canines at will.Someone who doesn't know when to stop tearing her face up with plastic surgery. Someone whose constant whining for many weeks on "Project Runway" made me want to run screaming from the room.
Someone so incredibly untalented who still garners an unprecedented amount of coverage in "US Weekly." Why, Janice Min, why?
Someone you're least likely to call to babysit your kids.Someone who is the embodiment of the excesses of plastic surgery.
Someone who is channeling an alien.Someone who is one month shy of becoming a tranny.
Someone who can kick my ass.

9 comments:

Karen said...

I don't know who a few of these people are. The "cat face" woman...OMG!, she fucking scares the shit out of me. I will agree that a couple of those women are not my cup of tea and I have to include Madonna, Britany Spears & Hillary Clinton. Sorry, my gut just will not allow me to have faith in these ladies.

Karen said...

You know, I just realized, there is not a picture of the ass kicker. Hmmm, very interesting....who could that be????? I can assure you, it is NOT me.

Anonymous said...

I would add Phyllis Schafly - a woman so hypocritical that she can advocate for taking away rights from a child that she says she loves.

Chicken And Waffles said...

The woman who can kick my ass is Madonna--with some very scary looking arms. If you can't see the picture on the site, you can find it at: http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2007/07_02/MadonnaFingerXPS_468x494.jpg
And the scary plastic surgery woman is well known in New York society. Her name is Jocelyn Wildenstein. Here's some background on her from Wikipedia:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jocelyn_Wildenstein
And yes, Phyllis would definitely make the list!

Anonymous said...

Number 7 is scary. Who is that? My god! Maybe I shouldn't get my eyes done.

And Kenley, hey, do you think you can get Madonna to kick her ass?

Chicken And Waffles said...

Right, SR? I watched the finale for "Project Runway" again today and I couldn't even find an ounce of sympathy for this nasal intoned gal. The sweetest revenge? That Tim Gunn was a judge in the finale. Take that attitude, Miss Kenley, and swallow it whole!!

caryl said...

Yes, Kenley wore on my last nerve.

Anonymous said...

My God! That catwoman is horrible!!! arghghpffff...
The worst on your list is certainly Sarah Palin though. Is that why you placed her first? :)

Chicken And Waffles said...

Of course, Zen man!