The Urban Word of the Day is: critical ass
Definition: adj. The stage in fat accumulation when fabric can no longer contain the enormity of one's buttocks.
Example: Jesus, I can't zip up these jeans anymore - I've reached critical ass!
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You're obsessed with your ass lately! What else can you say about it?
Ok, I've been thinking a lot about this ass obsession. I know my ass is bigger than yours, so there!(I don't really know, but my ass is HUGE). As a matter of fact, I reached critical ass a looooonnng time ago. As far as the thongs vs. men's briefs, good lord, what if you were in an accident and had to be rushed to the hospital? Can you imagine how embarrassing it would be to be caught with a pair of fly in the front Hanes classic briefs? Momma always said: "Put on clean underwear everyday and make sure it's gender appropriate".
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