So my date night out with my pal Christo did not disappoint. There were loads of scantily dressed dancers. There was bawdy, brilliant burlesque numbers. There was much exposure of butt cheeks and the odd swinging phallus. Oh come on people, it's New York and it's a fundraiser for a damned good cause. There were cameos from Andrea Martin and Nathan Lane.
At the finale, the divine (and I do mean divine) Jerry Mitchell presided. He announced one last tradition of "Broadway Bares"--a personal donation deposited in the underwear of one of the dancer for AIDS research. 
Such a tough choice. I couldn't decide.
Eventually, I deposited a pristine twenty dollar bill deeply into a green neon draped basket belonging to an awfully good looking fellow. And let me tell you, that brother waxed.
Here's my evening's cohorts: Rebbeca (an attorney), Gail (a former ballerina who danced with the great Balanchine himself) and the adorable Christo. I met Christo's main squeeze last night, an impossibly handsome man named Johnnie. If Christo wasn't hooking up with him, I would have gone for him myself. He was gorgeous. That he smelled heavenly was an added bonus.Such a wonderful night.
5 comments:
Marcy, you were the best date ever! But how did I end up putting my $20 in the g-string of the only hairy stripper there? Luck of the draw, I guess! (When life hands you lemons....?)
I read the funniest thing on another great blog last week that was on this subject. Well, kind of. Apparently a survey was recently conducted to gauge women's sexual responses to various photos. The results? The majority of women are NOT turned on by the naked male body, yet their heart rates and blood flow increase when they see photos of naked women, and almost any other erotic image. Here's a bit of it:
Heterosexual women, Dr. Chivers and her colleagues found, were no more excited by athletic naked men doing yoga or tossing stones into the ocean than they were by the control footage: long pans of the snowcapped Himalayas.
http://noellehancock.blogspot.com/
2008/06/new-documentary-finds-women-
turned-on.html
Too funny.
Christopher!
Have you learned how to properly throw a football yet? :-)
I stumbled upon the "Straight eye" video we did a few months ago and couldn't quit cracking up. Glad to hear you're doing well!
Joe
Joe! I think that video was made quite a number of years ago. :-) As you can see from Marcy's description and photos of our recent evening together, I haven't exactly butched up my act. As for football, I'm afraid I still throw like a girl--but a really fierce girl!
Pfffeeeww... I'm glad i wasn't in that room! Way too many naked men! Scary!!!
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