Tuesday, May 27, 2008

Oh, Now What?!

On top of everything else today, Fang announced tonight that he would like to start wearing a do-rag. Oh sweet Jesus. He can't wear a do-rag.

First of all, he's Polish and Polish people just can't pull off a do-rag. Two--he wouldn't know gangsta if it reared up and hit him in the face. Three--it's such a bad look for him. He ain't no Tupac. Finally, I have to imagine a do-rag would only increase head sweating. And he's already got sweaty down to a fine art.

I'll guess I'll have to start pretending I really do like the baseball cap look.

8 comments:

Julie said...

Why did he suddenly decide on this very odd fashion choice?

Yeah, baseball caps rock compared to the do rag...

caryl said...

Is Fang losing his hair? Is Fang losing his mind?

SDCrawford said...

Perhaps he can rock the Bret Michaels look of bandana under cowboy hat? I think that would be awesome. Check out the look: http://redlasso.com/ClipPlayer.aspx?id=982f797c-87a2-456f-9781-54958c94ef4c

SDCrawford said...

See if this link works:
http://redlasso.com/ClipPlayer.aspx?id=982f797c-87a2-456f-9781-54958c94ef4c

If not, google SNL Rock of Love - red lasso has the clip available.

amynoroom said...

OMG, men crack me up! They get some absolutely ridiculous idea in their heads and won't let it go!! Fang is no exception! Bwaa ha ha haa! I'd love to see a photo of him in his do rag. This is just too funny!

Chicken And Waffles said...

While I'm liking the Crawford take on the Brett Michaels approach, I have to clarify that Fang's latest penchant for street headgear is not actually serious. He's just messing with my head. Men do that sometimes.

But I also have to admit for a middle aged white man, he does have a serious streak of credible soul in him.

Then again, this is the man who wanted a chimp as a pet. Again, half serious request which ended when I asked who would be cleaning up the crap the chimp would be flinging in our home.

It keeps things lively, that's for sure.

caryl said...

Oh, I get it! He's funny.

Anonymous said...

You should buy him one for his birthday.