Insinkerator

It takes so little to excite me these days. I find a dime on the subway platform. Someone actually stops so I can turn left in front of the oncoming traffic to enter the Starbuck's parking lot. A door gets held open because my hands are full. That is a thrill.

So imagine my outright joy when I got home tonight to discover that William (one of my building handymen) installed our new garbage disposal. Now, this is no ordinary garbage disposal but the Lexus of garbage disposals. Fang bought the new unit online and this badass motherfucker of food waste disposal is called The Evolution Excel, the ultimate insinkerator.

This marvel of science can handle large food volumes and makes "60% less noise than standard disposers". You can hear the noise volume online, that is, if you're so inclined to do that sort of thing.

What sold us on this powerhouse of disposal systems? I'll be honest; I was seduced by the fact that it could handle chicken bones, fruit rinds, coffee grounds and other more chunky food stuffs, liquefying them into innocuous septic safe fluids. How cool is that? I'm tempted to see how well it can manage scarier food products but Fang just parted with three C-Notes to buy The Insinkerator so I better not tempt the fates.

Time to get cooking.