Sunday, November 25, 2007

Oh, The Horror

I live in fear of having one of those days where I will have a complete lapse of judgement, don some appalling fashion choice and have my portrait snapped and uploaded to this reader hall of fashion shame. There is some truly horrendous shit here. Hopefully, we don't recognize anyone (and God help them if we do).

http://donts.glamour.com/?gallery=Worst%20Don%27ts&gallery=Worst%20Don%27ts&s=galleries&cmd=view&sort=dont&;maxrating=5

8 comments:

caryl said...

C'mon, you could NEVER have a lapse in judgement that huge! The people in those photos must have mental problems.

You know...speaking of "don'ts", I felt like one huge DON'T the day I met you at the booksigning! I didn't pack well for that trip. There's nothing nice you can say, I just thought it was time to 'fess up!

amynoroom said...

OMG, I'm at a loss for words. Ew!!!!!

Unknown said...

My eyes! They are BURNING!! Gah!

I'm trying to decide how to nicely tell a co-worker (5 years my junior) that a fleece jacket, worn like a cardigan, is NOT appropriate for the office. Help!

Chicken And Waffles said...

Jen-- To your co-worker you could say casually, "Are you doing a little camping at lunch?" (feel free to substitute fishing, hiking or lumberjacking for camping depending on the color and pattern of the fleece).

And Caryl, I thought you looked lovely. Pink is a great color for you. xo

Unknown said...

heh, brilliant, C&W. It's sure to come up as an "outfit" again this week. I'll let you know what happens!

Julie said...

I think this one is waiting in line for Taylor tickets.

http://donts.glamour.com/photo/2608?gallery=Editors%27%20Choice&browse_url=/galleries/view%3Fbookmarked_by%3Deditors%3Bcmd%3Dview%3Bgallery%3DEditors%2527%2520Choice%2500Editors%2527%2520Choice%3Bs%3Dgalleries&browse_page=6#title

Browsing through these photos I am reminded of one of my favorite quotes from a mid-80's fashion magazine, quite possibly Glamour: "Remember ladies, leggings are a privilege, not a right."

Julie said...

Let's try that image again:

http://static.blip.tv/Oma0528-OnlyInLasVegas888-693-153-507-dont.jpg

caryl said...

Poor Taylor. There's his audience times 1,000.