Has my neck developed waddles?
Do I see a grey glint there in my hair?
Is my check dimple no longer charming?
Hey! Should there be wrinkles there?
Laugh lines are an oxymoron
I'm told tits should tilt up to the sky
My ass has its very own new zip code
Are those new forehead wrinkles? Oh..my.
My cheekbones now appear haggard
And my boobs feel like saddlebags
My legs ache in the morning
Am I evolving into an aged old hag?
Oh, no. That won't do at all. At all.
A good night's sleep might help out some
And perhaps vigorous exercise
Drink 8 ounces of water daily
Just say no to the super sized
Dress age inappropriately if possible
And attempt to walk on too high shoes
Eyeliner, bling and cleavage?
Oh yes, they're all fashion DOs!
Walk with your head held up high
Stride along like you don't give a damn
Nothing's excessive over age 40
Rival a drag queen with excess of glam
Truthfully, I like the way I look now
I've finally grown into my own skin
Will it improve in the coming decades?
In the attitude lies the true win.
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3 comments:
Eight glasses, dear, not eight ounces. I weep for your kidneys.
Ha ha that was going to be my post. 8 ounces - jeez!
Jesus. Everyone's a critic. I do get my ounces of water, girls. And supplement the other seven glasses with additional liquids.
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