Hollaback Girl sent me a link from The Sundance Channel that entices you to undertake a witty little quiz of 40 questions in order to determine your personal seduction style. This is hardly the great stuff of science, but a welcome distraction when trapped in an airless office on an endless conference call. Having taken the test herself (to make sure it was working), Hollaback Girl was classified as "The Escape Artist." I just decided to try it myself as well. The results (reproduced below) seem to indicate I am doomed to an eternity of flaming Hell and that I harbor the morals of a common mongoose. Gosh.

Try it yourself and let me know if I'll have some company to enjoy while I flambe in Eternity.